no, rpattz. i am most certainly NOT dazzled.

[sexyscholar]

you know what?

FUCK BELLA. FUCK HER IN FACE.

eta: jfc the more i watch it, the more i fucking hate her.

"i love you."

why?

because love is blind. and deaf. and stupid. and has bad taste.

Comments

sarcasm, i has it

[elledesu.livejournal.com]

BUT BUT BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THEM? THEY'RE LIKE TOTALLY IN LOVE AND IT'S SO PERFECT AND HE'S SO AMAZING AND DAZZLING AND SHINING, AND WHO WOULDN'T WANT A BOYFRIEND THAT WATCHES YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT AND STALKS YOU AND CAN CHOMP INTO YOUR FLESH AT ANY MOMENT? THAT SOUNDS TOTALLY AWESOME TO MEEEEEEEEE. BECAUSE, YA KNOW, RPATTZ EDWARD CULLEN IS SO AWESOME AND AMAZING AND VAMPIRES TOTALLY SPARKLE DAMMIT! ALL THOSE OTHER AUTHORS GOT IT WRONG, THEY DON'T BURN UP IN THE SUN, THEY JUST SPARKLE, BUT ALL THOSE OTHER GIRLS WERE JUST BLINDED BY THE SPARKLING AND THEIR EYES BURNED, SO THEY THOUGHT THAT THE VAMPIRES WERE ON FIRE. TOTALLY. AND YA KNOW, IT'S TOTALLY COOL THAT LIKE HE DOES STUFF AND LOOKS AT HER LIKE SHE SMELLS LIKE SHE ROLLED IN DOG SHIT, AND I TOTALLY WANT TO BE STEPHENIE MEYER BELLA AND HAVE A CREEPY STALKER UNDEAD BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT. IT WOULD BE AWESOME.

Re: sarcasm, i has it

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

Re: sarcasm, i has it

[elledesu.livejournal.com]

Aww! I love you too, bb! 8DDD