sexyscholar: (Venture Bros. - Dean - O Face)
sexyscholar ([personal profile] sexyscholar) wrote2009-09-28 03:25 pm
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a phone call i just got:

"i need to coooooooome. can you talk to me while i massage my meat so i can cooooooooooooooome?"



IDEFK.
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[identity profile] sexyscholar.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It's like an entry right out of [livejournal.com profile] weepingcock.

D:

[identity profile] mightyafrodite.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, maybe this guy gets off on reciting passages from bad erotic fiction over the phone to people.

Yeah, I know it can't be that rational...
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