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[sexyscholar]

I don't know whether I should laugh or cry.

Honestly, I did a little of both.

weepingcock.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention, thrihyrne. I ♥ you because you knew I would totally love this.

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[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

IT'S JOYOUSLY EPIC.

I haven't decided what my all-time favorite line is. It's between that one and this:

"my cunt makes a disappointed queeb sound as we separate…"

Your what did a who now?

[ryl.livejournal.com]

My favorite is

Eugene thrusted his sword in and out, matching the rhythms and sounds of dolphins making love. "Eeeeeeeee," he said, on the verge of exploding.

Eeeeeeeee? EEEEEEEE?

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Sword?

Dolphins??

FUCKING EEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!

[ryl.livejournal.com]

Why yes indeed, it was a fucking eeeeeeee. ;)

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

:(

:is jealous of Dolphin Boy's fucking eeeeeeeee: