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I don't know whether I should laugh or cry.

Honestly, I did a little of both.

weepingcock.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention,

thrihyrne. I ♥ you because you knew I would totally love this.

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I love you too! How fun to be having an in-time IM with you!! :D

::squishy hugs::

::squishes you back::

We're so awesome. XD

This is one of my favourite communities! So many daily lulz!

You just provided my boyfriend and I with hours of amusement. This totally makes up for the Repo! fiasco. XD

"the velvet-sheathed steel that proclaimed him male"

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Can't stop laaaaaaaaaauughing!

IT'S JOYOUSLY EPIC.

I haven't decided what my all-time favorite line is. It's between that one and this:

"my cunt makes a disappointed queeb sound as we separate…"

Your what did a who now?

Glad I was able to assist! XD

It amazes me that no matter how many times I've seen that icon, I *still* have to do a double take. :p

This has rapidly become one of my favorite places in the world.

The internet wins. We can call it a day.

YES!
I first ran across this community back when that godawful passage was posted - the one with "her thighs were schooners" and "her spine was a snake" - and died laughing!

My favorite is

Eugene thrusted his sword in and out, matching the rhythms and sounds of dolphins making love. "Eeeeeeeee," he said, on the verge of exploding.

Eeeeeeeee? EEEEEEEE?

My gay boyfriends and I spent an hour doing a dramatic reading of that post and laughing uncontrollably this weekend. It was a bonding experience.

Sword?

Dolphins??

FUCKING EEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!

I think you just solved Foreigner's query.

That. That's what love is. Right there.

Why yes indeed, it was a fucking eeeeeeee. ;)

:(

:is jealous of Dolphin Boy's fucking eeeeeeeee:

Afterwards we watched Glen or Glenda? and laughed even more.

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