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sexyscholar) wrote2009-04-14 01:20 am
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I don't know whether I should laugh or cry.
Honestly, I did a little of both.
weepingcock.
Thank you for bringing this to my attention,
thrihyrne. I ♥ you because you knew I would totally love this.
Honestly, I did a little of both.
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Thank you for bringing this to my attention,
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::squishy hugs::
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We're so awesome. XD
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Can't stop laaaaaaaaaauughing!
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I haven't decided what my all-time favorite line is. It's between that one and this:
"my cunt makes a disappointed queeb sound as we separate…"
Your what did a who now?
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This has rapidly become one of my favorite places in the world.
The internet wins. We can call it a day.
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I first ran across this community back when that godawful passage was posted - the one with "her thighs were schooners" and "her spine was a snake" - and died laughing!
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Eugene thrusted his sword in and out, matching the rhythms and sounds of dolphins making love. "Eeeeeeeee," he said, on the verge of exploding.
Eeeeeeeee? EEEEEEEE?
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Dolphins??
FUCKING EEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!
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That. That's what love is. Right there.
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:is jealous of Dolphin Boy's fucking eeeeeeeee:
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