I think...I think I need a support group.

[sexyscholar]

I just came back from seeing "Watchmen: The Adrian Veidt Story" for the THIRD time.

Srsly. I need help.

mightyafrodite and I are each other's enablers. That's all I have to say.

mightyafrodite: Let's go see Watchmen again.
Me: :HAS SPAZ ATTACK: 'K.



/arrive at the theatre and convince the ticket lady that yes we indeed want to see Watchmen, even though it started 35 15 minutes ago/

Me: DID WE MISS THE STUDIO 54 SCENE?! SHIT!
mightyafrodite: :checks fangirl script: I don't know; I can't read this shit in the dark!
Me: :EPIC SADNESS:
mightyafrodite: Wait -- there's hippies! It's only the 60s!
Me: OH THANK GOD. Yes yes, Jon's a starman, Andy Warhol's on minute 9, where the hell is-- OHHHHHHHH.
mightyafrodite: Holy shit; it's Ziggy Stardust! :whips out notepad:
Me: OZY JUST SHOOK ZIGGY'S HAND. I BET YOU THEY'RE GOING TO FUCK AFTER THIS. COVERED IN PURPLE GLITTER.
mightyafrodite: And spandex.
Me: THAT'S HOT.
mightyafrodite: :scribble scribble:

/Ozy goes away, leaving us bereft/

Both: :'(

/enter Dr. Manhattan's big blue project/

Me: Okay. So he's bald, there's no pubic hair, no pit hair... why does he still have eyebrows?
mightyafrodite: Beats me. :scribble scribble: Thin white dukes... :scribble scribble:

/cut to Adrian's big shiny office/

Both: :hearts seize:

Me: See what I mean about the windows?
mightyafrodite: I think he hangs to the left. :scribble: Huh?
Me: WINDOWS, WOMAN! :makes a note to buy a good set of binoculars:
mightyafrodite: ...And the headboard should go about there.

/graphic near-rape scene/

Me: Is it bad that I find this profoundly arousing? Put down the pad!
mightyafrodite: Huh? Wha--oooh. No, I don't think it's bad at all. Unbuckle faster, damn you!
Me: Hooded Justice, if you're not going to join in then you need to bounce.
mightyafrodite: Grab the rope!
Me: Now it's a PARTY.

/funeral scene... Jon remembers fondly. or something/

mightyafrodite: The Smurfs have come a long way.
Me: La la lalala LA.

/Comedian lights cigar with flamethrower/

Both: :regress to thumbsucking stage:

mightyafrodite: Don't pull out now!

/Adrian remembers fondly...while looking fucking fierce in a leather raincoat./

/Adrian and Eddie compare dick sizes. Laurie and Jon make googly eyes at each other. Dan doesn't know what the fuck is going on. Rorschach bitches. Janey seethes./

Me: Will you two just FUCK already? Christ on a Triscuit.
mightyafrodite: Who would top?
Me: BOTH OF THEM. And wait 'til you see what Adrian has planned for that cigar.

/Eddie sets Adrian's 5th grade class U.S. map on fire/

Adrian: RUDE.
Eddie: Suck my dick; I don't give a fuck.
Adrian: :whimpers:
mightyafrodite: :whimpers:

/Enter looming official-looking movie employee guy. He looms loomingly./

Me: Be cool! Be cool!
mightyafrodite: Just breathe. We're in our thirties -- and we're about to be thrown out of the theatre. WTF.
Me: I WILL NOT MISS ADRIAN'S VERBAL SMACKDOWN. BE COOL.
mightyafrodite: 'K.

/Dan remembers fondly/

/Eddie jumps from Archie into 70s riot crowd. Apparently they're pissed off about the local store being out of afro picks, idk. Eddie has to chill them the fuck out./

Both: :DIE A MILLION LITTLE DEATHS:
mightyafrodite: I'm down for that police action.

/LEGENDARY VERBAL SMACKDOWN SCENE/





Both: jdlfksajd'ajf'laskjf;laskfjas;lkfjaslfkjaslfkjaslgkjas;dglkajs

[DUDE. I SERIOUSLY DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW. jflaskjfa;lskfjs;l]

mightyfrodite: purplesuitpurplesuitpurplesuit :rocks:

Adrian: "DON'T BITE DOWN YOU SONOFABITCH!"

Me: :EXPLODES:
mightyfrodite: :shoes burn off:

/official looming man is frightened away by SQUEE POWERRRR!^TM/

/A whole lot of other shit happens...Adrian poisons the Veidt Glee Club...and then the climactic [HAHAHAHAHA CLIMAX] showdown./

Me: Dan's winter suit has little fur tuffs on the ears!
mightyafrodite: ICKLE!

mightyafrodite: Ozy's suit has nipples. NIPPLES.
Me: I'm going to send the costume designer a gift basket. Of sex.
mightyafrodite: And the Eye of Ra is over his crotch. His cock is a god. RAIN DOWN ON ME.
Me: SPLURT SPLURT.

The pair of us pretty much melted into puddles of complete incoherence at that point. Adrian movie-fucked us 35 minutes ago, and we're STILL feeling it.

I'm officially addicted to this movie. When it finally does come out on DVD, I'm going to buy it TWICE.

:passes out:

Comments

[das_hydra]

...there aren't sufficient words for how amusing you two are.

[pixvix.livejournal.com]

Damn now I wanna go see it again!!! No one wants to sit in the theater with me because I have fucking seizures whenever Adrian talks or walks or fucks Ziggy Stardust with a simple handshake.....

/Enter looming official-looking movie employee guy. He looms loomingly./

All I can say is bitch please! He never stood a chance of getting ya'll out of that movie theater.

[ryl.livejournal.com]

Me: Is it bad that I find this profoundly arousing? Put down the pad!
[info]mightyafrodite: Huh? Wha--oooh. No, I don't think it's bad at all. Unbuckle faster, damn you!
Me: Hooded Justice, if you're not going to join in then you need to bounce.
[info]mightyafrodite: Grab the rope!
Me: Now it's a PARTY.


<333333333333333333 BOTH OF YOU

[greyyguy.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you read io9.com but they just linked to this site:
http://destiny.ponderosa121.com/

I thought you might be interested in it :)

[happyville.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming you have already, but if you haven't...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di0yBtI3kYM

cherrybomb promo. UNF FOREVER.

[thrihyrne.livejournal.com]

Late to this, but you're hilarious. I still don't think I'll ever see Watchmen, but your take on it with all of the sexiness makes me love you all the more.

((((massive hugs))))

[exuberantself.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. I saw the movie five times before banning myself from the cinema for the sake of being able to afford electricity.

Is the bit where he takes out the would be assassin not, like, the sexiest thing EVER?