meme: neuter, whore, snag

[sexyscholar]

from ldesu:

a variant on the "marry, shag, cliff" game. this is neuter, whore, or snag. (oh my!)

here's how we play:

in a comment, you name a fandom and i give you three characters. you then tell me (in a new post or in the comments) which you'd:

neuter (castration for the men, libido lobotomy for the women)
whore (sell to others to grow rich off)
snag (for yourself, yummy yummy yummy yummy, mine mine mine)

i chose "yu yu hakusho," because i'm obsessed with it, and ldesu gave me hiei, kurama and yusuke.



neuter: yusuke



sorry, bb. ♥ i love you long time -- but up against hiei and kurama? i had no choice.

whore: hiei



OH MAN THIS WAS HARD. i adore hiei. but. i couldn't deny the world this little demonic powerhouse. AND THOSE SHAPELY HIPS FFFFFF.

snag: kurama



really, with the choices, it was no contest. i love kurama sfm. he's mine. mineminemine.

really though, i'd probably just give hiei to him.

Comments

[rons-pigwidgeon.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter

(was going to say Doctor Who, but I don't know if you're familiar with it)

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Ron, Draco & Harry. :)

(I can do the Doctor, if you want. Doctor, Master & Martha. XD)

[rons-pigwidgeon.livejournal.com]

You are made of evil for making me choose between my favorites!

Castrate: Harry (because in a R/D world, he's straight and therefore useless)
Whore: Draco
Snag: Ron

Castrate: the Master
Whore: Martha
Snag: Doctor (I WOULD BE ALL OVER THAT, unless is was William Hartnell ::ewwww::)

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

because in a R/D world, he's straight and therefore useless

LOL I LOVE YOU.

William Hartnell? Is that Doctor Eleven? I've seen pictures...I wasn't impressed. No, I'm thinking of Doctor Ten. :drools:

[rons-pigwidgeon.livejournal.com]

Hartnell is Doctor One, and ooooooooold.

http://www.scifiscience.co.uk/doctorwho/doctors.html

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhh. I only know Tom Baker, Christopher Eccleston and David Tennant. After that, I'm lost. :p

[rons-pigwidgeon.livejournal.com]

I'm a Peter Davison girl, myself. Yum. And of course David. My life wouldn't be complete without David.

[lokifan]

Whore Martha? *wibbles* But she's so awesome!

LOL I WOULD TOTALLY SNAG RON. And then we could rent Draco. :DDD

[rons-pigwidgeon.livejournal.com]

She is made of awesome, agreed, but I'm not a lesbian, and therefore have no use for her myself. And hello? It's her or the Doctor. There isn't even a question. I'm not giving up the Doctor for ANYONE. That man... ::pants::

All for renting Draco out!

[iluvconan.livejournal.com]

Star Trek

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Bones, Spock, and Uhura. ♥

[iluvconan.livejournal.com]

MONA, HOW COULD YOU!?

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

0:)

[iluvconan.livejournal.com]

Evil wench!




I LOVE YOU, BB!

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Hey, I try. ;)

I LOVE YOU TOO!

[iluvconan.livejournal.com]

[glancast.livejournal.com]

Saved By The Bell

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I didn't watch the show, but I know enough to name some characters...

Zack, Slater & Lisa

[glancast.livejournal.com]

That was really hard... I didn't know what to do with Slater and Lisa...

Does this even make sense?

[elledesu.livejournal.com]

Whoring out Hiei, and that picture is all bondage-y, OH GOODNESS. Subliminal information?

Re: Does this even make sense?

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

OH. DO YOU LIKE HIEI IN STRAPS?



I SURE DO.

[icanhaspancake.livejournal.com]

POOR YUSUKE.

But aflkdjaflkdja I'd have to agree with all your answers, except I'd swap Hiei and Kurama. ... I guess that means I only agree with one of your answers. *flail*

ANYWAY I WANT TO PLAY. So of course I pick Yu Yu Hakusho as well. :D (but if you can't think of anyone, just pick a fandom for me. IT WORKS SINCE WE SHARE ALL THE SAME INTERESTS Y/N?)

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

except I'd swap Hiei and Kurama

OF COURSE YOU WOULD. That's why you're Hiei and I'm Kurama. It all works and everybody is happy. xD

OHHHH NO, IT'S DEFINITELY YYH FOR YOU. No Hiei, though. That's too easy. Let's see... :rubs hands:

Yusuke
Koenma (AS A TEENAGER in a skirt)
Shishiwakamaru (JUST BECAUSE.)

[icanhaspancake.livejournal.com]

OH YOU ARE EVIL. EVIL.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Oh, but if I make it easy then it's no fun, AMIRITE?

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME.

[supersonicchica.livejournal.com]

Lord of the Rings

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmm. Good choice!

But. :flails: I don't know who you really like in that fandom, so I can't make it hard! :p

Let's go with:

Aragorn
Pippin
Gandalf

I hope I did okay. D:

[supersonicchica.livejournal.com]

Hum, yeah we don't really know each other that well...
huh, well good choices.. I'm a big Arwen, Frodo fan btw..
Gosh this is a hard one between Pippin and Aragorn...Billy Boyd is a cutie.. *sigh*


neuter: Gandalf (because well, he's old... ewwww)
whore: Pippin (I'm sure someone out there has a hobbit fetish.)
snag: Aragon (Cause he's one sexy beast of a man! Elessar!!!!)

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

We'll get there, BB. We'll get there. :)

Awww, poor Gandalf, lol. I can't help it -- I adore Gandalf. Of course that could be because I've always had a terrible crush on Ian McKellan...

I don't blame you for snagging Aragorn. That's a fine piece of manmeat. RAWR.

OOOOOOH ALLOW ME TO PAY UP FRONT FOR PIPPIN. BUT YOU MAY NOT GET HIM BACK. HE'D BE MY LOTR SNAG. EITHER HIM OR FARAMIR. :FLAILS AND FALLS OUT:

[supersonicchica.livejournal.com]

oh yes Faramir is a good choice as well... and I love Ian McKellan too just not long gray facial hair Ian McKellan....

And you can have Pippin, as long as you put down a large down payment!! Billy has such a beautiful voice so you get an extra treat with that hobbit!!

[timeworn.livejournal.com]

Firefly!!

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

FFFFFFFF!

MAL
WASH
JAYNE

[timeworn.livejournal.com]

THAT IS A TOUGH ONE.
Neuter Jayne of course - he shouldn't be procreating anyways.
Aaaaaaaaand, I guess I'll whore Mal and keep Wash.
Wash would never make it as a prostitute. Too soft.
That, and they probably wouldn't let him bring his dinosaurs.


Although, I do heart Mal an awful lot.

[timeworn.livejournal.com]

PS. Had you given me Kaylee, Wash would have been wandering around the brothel, muttering about Zoe's legs.

[lokifan]

Gimme HP. :)

I have no idea who these characters are, but the demon in bondage makes me happy. IN MY KNICKERS.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

SKJDALDKJ WHO DO I CHOOSE?

I have to go with the classics because they seem to be your favorites.

Harry, Ron & Draco. XD Plus, I'd really like to see who you neuter.

the demon in bondage makes me happy. IN MY KNICKERS.

FFFFF THAT WOULD BE HIEI. A angry little (literally - he 4'10") fire demon with a huge chip on his broad shoulder. Nnngh. And the one that I'd snag? Kurama? A demon fox that can manipulate plants.

So there are lots of Happy Mona Fantasies involving Kurama binding up Hiei in an elaborate tangle of vines. :flails and falls out:

[timeworn.livejournal.com]

-looks up- Did somebody say "knickers"?

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Oh yes indeed. Sometimes I think I should have a note on my profile that says "Knickers Optional" or something to that effect. :p

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Another picture of Hiei, because...

Well. Because.



BRB FAPPING FOREVER.