Hum, yeah we don't really know each other that well...
huh, well good choices.. I'm a big Arwen, Frodo fan btw..
Gosh this is a hard one between Pippin and Aragorn...Billy Boyd is a cutie.. *sigh*


neuter: Gandalf (because well, he's old... ewwww)
whore: Pippin (I'm sure someone out there has a hobbit fetish.)
snag: Aragon (Cause he's one sexy beast of a man! Elessar!!!!)