a phone call i just got:

[sexyscholar]

"i need to coooooooome. can you talk to me while i massage my meat so i can cooooooooooooooome?"



IDEFK.

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[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

It was like he was reading from a bad porno...script. In hindsight, I wish I'd laughed, but I was too stunned at the time.

WTF.