a phone call i just got:

[sexyscholar]

"i need to coooooooome. can you talk to me while i massage my meat so i can cooooooooooooooome?"



IDEFK.

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[duskspoken.livejournal.com]

omg lulz
strange yet funny

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

And it's not the first time I've gotten an obscene call. They must like me. D:

This is my life.

[duskspoken.livejournal.com]

I would have cracked up laughing then hung up.