sexyscholar: (Rupert/Tom)
sexyscholar ([personal profile] sexyscholar) wrote2008-05-27 10:44 pm
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Writer's Block: Perfect Sandwich

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My perfect sandwich, eh?

My perfect sandwich is an invention of [livejournal.com profile] mightyafrodite's and mine called the "Dronwich." Yes. It's a Draco/Ron sandwich. And it's fucking awesome.

~ You start with dark rye bread. Because they'd need a sturdy bed.
~ Next, you spread on a layer of hot & sweet mustard. My favorite is Inglehoffer Sweet Hot Mustard. Because, well. That pairing is all kinds of hot and sweet for me.
~ Add roast beef. IT MUST BE ROAST BEEF. This is the Ron. Meaty, juicy, a little on the rare side. Yum.
~ Add smoked turkey. Yes, this is a meaty sammich. The turkey is Draco: pale and dry, but can crumble. And Draco would insist on being on top. ;)
~ Add arugula. Yes. ARUGULA. It's a heavier, more flavorful green with a slightly peppery taste. It *has* to be arugula or the sandwich doesn't taste the same. Arugula is the sheets.
~ Top it with another slice of dark rye bread, and you're all done.

This is a dark, hot, sweet, melt-in-your-mouth kind of sandwich when it's done right. Honestly.

Now I want one. Goddammit.

[identity profile] happyville.livejournal.com 2008-05-28 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE HALE. Your sandwich turned me on.

My favorite sandwich is merely peanut butter & jelly mixed in a bowl beforehand, with a glass of milk. I'm a simpleton, really. ;D

[identity profile] sexyscholar.livejournal.com 2008-05-28 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Peanut butter and jelly mixed together? I've never thought about doing it that way. I could eat that. It'd have to be on toast, though. I'll only eat PB & J on toast. IDK.

Your sandwich turned me on.

LOL! It's supposed to. ;) The Dronwich is awesome. And it tastes SO good. All that flavor tumbling around together. I'm hungry now.

That followed by a cup of hot Weasley love (Starbuck's Caramel Apple Cider), and you'll be set for hours. Srsly.

[identity profile] happyville.livejournal.com 2008-05-28 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
PB&J is so much better that way. I can't eat it any other way now, without mixing it up beforehand. Somehow makes it more creamy and delicious!

I need a... Rarrywich. Hronwich. Drahaonwich (Draco/Harry/Ron) OMG it sounds indian. I now have to invent sandwiches for threesomes...

PS I used to eat PB&J burritos all the time. I buttered the burrito before putting the PB&J on there. It's so... juicy. My brother taught me that. Comes in handy when there's hardly anything to eat, but makes you feel like a cow.

[identity profile] sexyscholar.livejournal.com 2008-05-28 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
I now have to invent sandwiches for threesomes...

DUDE.

Turkey, ham & roast beef. Light rye bread with seeds -- mellow, but not exactly smooth. You'd still need the hot, sweet mustard. Spinach. And tomatoes to make it a little sloppy.

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