ext_327639 ([identity profile] feisty1.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] sexyscholar 2008-05-28 07:04 pm (UTC)

Hmmm...funny, Von and I just had this discussion last night.
The perfect layered sandwich:
An old, salty, wooden ship
Kiera Knightly on deck, in a pirate wench outfit
Natalie Portman on deck, in a similar pirate wench outfit
Madonna (ealry-mid 90's version) enters the scene from below deck, in a Pirate Captain outfit
Then Angelina arrives, (she plays the "bad" pirate, hehehe)...and attempts to capture them all.
Angelina and Madonna would have to wrestle. Naked. In mud. Jello. whipped cream!

And then Salma Hayek would show up. Naked.

*sigh*

Oh, wait...you mean an actual sandwich, to be eaten. Well, I think I could live off of that sammich for a long, long time. :)


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