OMG.

[sexyscholar]

How the HELL am I going to squeeze that out?

He weighs 15 oz now, 8 more than my last visit. He has a swollen right kidney, which the doctor told us is common in boys. It has to do with their urethra being smaller, and sometimes urine takes a little longer to get out. I have another ultrasound in 8 weeks, and they'll see how that's coming along. Other than that, everything is going really well. My health is good, my blood pressure is, to quote the doctor, "beautiful," and I've actually lost a few pounds.

I figure that'll catch up with me sooner or later.

And I think I felt a flutter today. So weird. Maybe it was gas. I'm not really sure. :p

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[silentbob037.livejournal.com]

That reminds me of what Carol Burnett said about having a baby, "It's like opening an umbrella up your ass".

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

"Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head."