;_____;

Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat.
Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot.
Hooray...
Lizard shit...
FUCK!

Goodbye, George. We fucking love you, man.

Birfday!

Happy Birthday to kerrsmith2306! Thank you for all you share with your friends, from the searing to the uplifting. :) I hope you had a wonderful day.

nom nom nom

In the past 2 weeks, I've been on a steady diet of books by Augusten Burroughs. All six of them, and the only reason it took *that* long is because I had to wait for three of them to come in to the library.

Augusten, you need to write another book, goddammit.