Dude. If Rupert shipped R/D... *happy sigh* HE SHOULD MAKE ALL HIS LOYAL FANS HAPPY AND SLIDE HIS HANDS SLOWLY AND SENSUALLY UP TOM'S SHIRT, AND MAYBE NIBBLE ON HIS NECK A LITTLE DO SOMETHING MODERATELY SUGGESTIVE IN PUBLIC.

AND HOT DIRTY SEX AGAINST THE WALL AND TOM SHOVING HIS HAND IN RUPERT'S DENIMS AND STROKING HIM SO HARD AND SO FAST THAT RUPERT DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIMSELF

ALKJDFLAJKDF I CAN'T... WHY CAN I PICTURE THIS SO EASILY? AND WHY IS IT SO HOT? I THINK I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK OR SOMETHING IDEK. Someone needs to write a steamy fic about this, omg. D: