Oh good lord, she's going to hyperventilate! Mona, snap out of it!
:slaps Mona's face:
Ron was NOT talking about you when he obsessively, infatuatingly said, "I'm in love with her."
You have to get a hold of yourself woman! Take a deep breath. Let it out slowly while you count to ten. Now, turn away from the computer. Good. Don't forget to breathe.