malu got all fucking A's on her last report card for the semester.
THAT'S AMAZING. \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
and kieran has this thing for those geico commercials with the googly-eyed bundle of money, so he'll go on you tube to find them.
i looked over his shoulder to watch him look for the videos, and he had typed in this:
MY SON IS FOUR. AND HE WAS ONLY OFF BY TWO LETTERS.
two seconds alone with my laptop and she's in screens that i have no clue about. while closing them is easy enough, i can never find the right sequence of buttons to get that screen in the first place.
but kendra? she finds it every fucking time.
she's cute, isn't she?
it's a good thing she is. because she is HELL ON STUBBY FEET.
the conversation went like this:
kieran: are those two boys kissing?
me: yes, baby, they are.
kieran: how come? do they love each other?
me: i think they do.
kieran: oh okay. that's good.
MY SON IS AMAZING, OKAY.
oh my bb. and malu kind of is my 'baby' -- she was only three when we met, and we were sort of stuck like glue from the beginning.
how did we go from "WAKE UP IT'S SUNNY DAY!" to "OMG MOM MY SIMS ARE WHOO-HOOING IN HOT TUB?"
malu. my bb. the one who looks for ron/draco posters at blockbuster and brings me rings from the dentist. who makes me little ron dolls for my birthday. who draws the MOST AWESOME AND AMAZING RON/DRACO FANART EVER.
she's 10. wow.
happy birthday, bb. ♥
"I DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE."
i know, son. i know.
oh oh also! i have a yyh wallpaper on my laptop. kieran pointed out that he likes "this guy" (points to hiei) and "that girl" (points to kurama).
"no kieran, that's a boy."
"no, not him (points to yusuke), her (points to kurama again)."
i took my girls clothes shopping with the girl half of dadandgirl.
they decided that the fedora is the coolest thing in the whole damn world and that they must have one. so i bought them each one.
when you put on a fedora, you instantly channel MJ. IT'S A KNOWN FACT.
malu (in the middle) is so p.i.m.p. i love it.
LOOK AT THESE SMOOTH CRIMINAL GQMF KIDS RIGHT HERE GODDAMN.
i even bought myself one. i might get fmh to snap a picture of me in it later. but not right now. i look like ugly got new ugly tires on its ugly truck and then ran over my face. DDDD:
:panics herself into a heart attack:
the great part: the girls have found something that they both enjoy and it's musical, which pleases me to no end.
the not so great part: THEY SING THE SONGS CONSTANTLY. no, really. all the time. and hoku has this habit of latching on to one part of a song and singing that over and over and it KIND OF DRIVES ME CRAZY.
but still. i'm broadening horizons here. that's good, right?