Mar. 4th, 2009 07:22 am
sexyscholar: (X-Men - Srsly.  WTF?)
Cops: Driver adjusts mirrors and roughs up McGruff

Tue Mar 3, 5:37 pm ET

WASHINGTON – A bus driver thought it would be funny to take the bite out of McGruff the crime dog by punching the mascot, but police said children who witnessed the stunt were horrified. Metro bus driver Shawn Brim, 38, climbed off a bus, adjusted his side view mirrors and then punched officer Tyrone Hardy, who was handing fliers to children on a Washington street while dressed as the crime dog, police said. After the punch, Brim got back on the bus and drove away, but was quickly pulled over Saturday.

Hardy had a swollen right cheek, but seemed more concerned the attack upset the kids, police said.

Brim later told a supervisor he was trying to be funny when he punched McGruff, who urges kids to "take a bite out of crime."

"But nobody here finds it funny, believe me," Metro spokeswoman Candace Smith said. "That kind of behavior is not tolerated."

Brim was charged with simple assault. He will also undergo drug and alcohol testing and his future with the agency is under review, Smith said.

There was no telephone listing for Brim and Smith said she didn't know whether he had an attorney.

Information from: The Washington Examiner,
sexyscholar: (Kieran)
Apparently, this is my son's current favorite song:

It's from "Repo! The Genetic Opera"

That's right, y'all. We're bringing our boy up right. o___O

??? x2

Sep. 16th, 2008 12:19 pm
sexyscholar: (TO - Dwight - I DO NOT MISS HIM)
So I guess I'll have to check on my userpics every few weeks or so, because they keep getting replaced.

Yesterday I noticed that they switched my very special favorite Dwight icon: with this one: .

And what made it even worse was that the robot thing was all streeeeeeeeetched out to fit the 100px x 100px format, so it was all funky and weird and NOT DWIGHT.

I mean, it's an easy enough fix. I always credit my icons, so I know exactly where to go to put them right again. But still: HRRRRM.


Aug. 27th, 2008 03:47 pm
sexyscholar: (Lost - Jack - LOL)
Could someone tell me how my default icon suddenly CHANGED?

It went from to .


sexyscholar: (DC - DO NOT WANT)
The cover art for The Shins' "Wincing The Night Away" made my skin crawl so badly that I had to change it to a photo of the band so it wouldn't come up on my iPod.

(It even hurt to make that link. UGH.)

I love the music though. Yesh.
sexyscholar: (Lost - Desmond drinks your milkshake)
Um. 'Kay.

I just watched "There Will Be Blood."

I thought it was a good movie, no doubt, but...


I mean, did I have to be drunk too, to get WTF was going on? I would have, if I'd known. Because I like to be IN THE KNOW on stuff like this. Ayuh.

That scene in the bowling alley room place? THEY WERE BRINGING THE CRAZY HARD THAT DAY.


Oh yeah. And that one part with Eli healing the old woman? BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!
sexyscholar: (Random: Peyote Freakout!)

Come on y'all. LET'S BIBLE!
sexyscholar: (Random: DanRad/50 Cent OTP)

image from [ profile] sinful_ceasar

hahahhahaahhaha Prince's WTF face is awesome.
sexyscholar: (Lost - Jack LOL)
OMG, Jack Faces.

This needs to go on my profile. Or something. ;pl;p;l;;lh;lgk;lj;ljkf;jk
sexyscholar: (Gaius doubts your commitment.)

sexyscholar: (AD - LOLOLZ!)

sexyscholar: (Voldy - LOLZOMG!)

I had to bring this baby out again, because apparently, they really are hangin' tough.

I got the word from [ profile] jadecat.

Play on, playas. Or something. W3rd.


Jan. 16th, 2008 09:23 am
sexyscholar: (Random: Peyote Freakout!)

The Tom Cruise Indoctrination to Scientology Video

"But I can't...because... ... ...I know... ... ...I know, know...but you know..."

Um. Otay.

Thanks to [ profile] gal_montag for the viral linkage.
sexyscholar: (Hot Fuzz - O_O)


Apparently, this woman started teaching her cat to eat with utensils after her kids left home.

After watching this, I want to know why they left. And how often her husband is like, "CALL THE CRAZY POLICE ON MY WIFE PLZ FTW."

And I guess the cat had decided that she wants to meet Tiger Woods, have dinner with Oprah, and be a movie star. O______________________________o
sexyscholar: (Random: LOL'D)
From [ profile] dadandgirl...

This amuses me more than it probably should:

I've really got to check out Azumanga Daioh. It looks hilarious even without the AMV bits.
sexyscholar: (FotC - Phasers on funky)
Apparently I am kryptonite for alarm clocks. No, srsly. The muthfucks don't work for me.

My regular alarm clock died on me a couple of weeks ago, and since then it's been a constant battle with every one that has followed.

The first one was too soft.

The second was too...talkative. It was a talking clock that decided to tell me when it was 1:00, 2:00, fuck:00... So I turned off the talking option -- which also turned of the waking-me-the-fuck-up-when-I-need-it-to option.

The third one was just right. At first. Then it started doing this thing where it just DOESN'T GO OFF. Last night, I set it for a test time. It went off like was supposed to, so I set it for my usual wake up time. AND IT DIDN'T GO OFF.

Now, if it were just me, I wouldn't be quite so pissed off. But because I'm the first person up (I'm normally up around 5:00), I have the responsibility of making sure everyone else gets up -- particularly Hokulani, who has to be up at 6:30. When my alarm doesn't go off, it sends everything out of whack.

My job is flexible enough that they really don't mind much, but still. I really hate being late for work. Fuckity-fuck.

In other news, I tied for first place and won mod's choice in a icontest. Heh.

And I make [ profile] ack_attack laugh on a daily basis, which is Neville!Awesome, because she sends me into LOLCRAZYFITZ all the time. ♥
sexyscholar: (Default)
I finally had a Rupert dream. o_O

So, I meet Rupert at this bar. When I say "met," I mean that we had agreed to meet up there. I don't think we were dating, but we were definitely chummy with each other.

Anyway, we're at the bar, and they play live music and karaoke -- so it's like this hybrid of the two. Rupert looks at me and he's like, "We should do a song together." So I say, "What are you, high?" And he goes, "Yeah I am, actually." O_o

So I laugh and say, "Sure. Why not? What do you want to sing?" And he says, "I'm not singing anything -- you're going to sing, and I'm going to play the guitar. I wanna put the lessons to use."

(Note: Rupert, if you ever start playing the guitar I'm afraid I'm going to have to take legal action against you.)

I say, "Okay, fine. So what are we doing?" He says, "A Pat Benatar song." "Why Pat Benatar?" I ask. "Because it just feels right," he tells me.

This is all kinds of WTFery and FTWery.

So I pick "Hit Me With Your Best Shot."

Anyway, we do the song -- and we nail it; I mean, we're really good. The other people at the bar are cheering for us, and we do a couple more songs. I think there was even some Foghat in there.


So, I finished another song and, plied with way too much tequila, I snog Rupert like the drunken idiot I've become. AND HE SNOGS BACK. This face-mashy, grabby, really wet snog, and I'm getting all tingly in the nethers, and I think he is too. Unfortunately, he's eaten something that makes my stomach go all flip-flop, and not in the good way either. I tell him that I think I'm going to be sick, and I run out of the bar and let go somewhere behind the place.

Rupert comes running out behind me, and he holds my hair out of my face while I puke. O_O He's rubbing my back and I hear him calling someone on his mobile and telling them to come pick us up. Later, a car pulls up and he helps me in and he gives the driver an address that isn't mine.

And then I woke up. With my heart going at 18976817461874 beats per second.


ETA: Today, [ profile] fmh told me that I was grinning and laughing in my sleep, and he woke me up to ask me what I was dreaming about. I replied sleepily, "snails," and then I went back to sleep.

I don't remember any of this. LOLZ.



Sep. 12th, 2007 10:08 am
sexyscholar: (TO - Dwight - I DO NOT MISS HIM)
Chris Crocker is officially cracking me up in a very FTW way, but still.




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