wow. this is a hard question.
i'm a b-fest veteran and sit down willingly with a group of close friends to watch awful movies every friday or saturday, so i've seen a lot of really bad movies.
but i think the worst movie i've ever seen would have to be a little gem called "science crazed."
now, you might say, "mona, i know from bad movies. i've seen 'manos: the hands of fate.' i've seen 'plan 9 from outer space.' i can handle it."
NO. NO YOU CAN'T.
"manos" is a cinematic fucking masterpiece compared to this flaming bag of moose shit.
"plan 9 from outer space" will bowl you over with its high tech and super-realistic special effects after you've seen this eye-raping strip of celluloid.
the plot: so, basically there's this crazy scientist. he injects this woman with some kind of funky growth serum, and she gets pregnant or something and gives birth to a full-grown monster. it kills her in the process and then goes on a rampage, killing really stupid, ugly people.
(fmh, shawnj, crwilley, dadandgirl, shugotenchi -- do i have the "plot" about right?)
i wish I could find some clips of it, because really, no matter how bad i *tell* you it is, unless you see it, YOU JUST CANNOT UNDERSTAND.
AND BELIEVE OR NOT, WE OWN THIS SHIT. IT'S IN MY HOUSE. RIGHT NOW.