Jan. 19th, 2010

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wow. this is a hard question.

i'm a b-fest veteran and sit down willingly with a group of close friends to watch awful movies every friday or saturday, so i've seen a lot of really bad movies.

really bad.

but i think the worst movie i've ever seen would have to be a little gem called "science crazed."



now, you might say, "mona, i know from bad movies. i've seen 'manos: the hands of fate.' i've seen 'plan 9 from outer space.' i can handle it."

NO. NO YOU CAN'T.

"manos" is a cinematic fucking masterpiece compared to this flaming bag of moose shit.

"plan 9 from outer space" will bowl you over with its high tech and super-realistic special effects after you've seen this eye-raping strip of celluloid.

>_<

the plot: so, basically there's this crazy scientist. he injects this woman with some kind of funky growth serum, and she gets pregnant or something and gives birth to a full-grown monster. it kills her in the process and then goes on a rampage, killing really stupid, ugly people.

([livejournal.com profile] fmh, [livejournal.com profile] shawnj, [livejournal.com profile] crwilley, [livejournal.com profile] dadandgirl, [livejournal.com profile] shugotenchi -- do i have the "plot" about right?)

i wish I could find some clips of it, because really, no matter how bad i *tell* you it is, unless you see it, YOU JUST CANNOT UNDERSTAND.

AND BELIEVE OR NOT, WE OWN THIS SHIT. IT'S IN MY HOUSE. RIGHT NOW.

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